So I've been bad about posting these, but we've had a couple of great ones over the last couple of days.
Last night we were talking about what we were going to do today. I said I wanted to go to Target.
me: N, do you want to go to Target tomorrow?
N: Yeah
Grandma L: Do you like Target? (keep in mind, we don't have a Target, so we're not sure he even knows what it is)
N: Yeah, I do!
Grandma L: Why do you like Target N?
N: Because it's beautiful.
Oh so true, N, oh so true. He is my child! Grandma L and I were cracking up at that one... then agreeing with him!
Today when we actually got to Target one of the things I found was a new maternity T-shirt for myself. It's one of those that's long rather than wide, so I don't feel like I'm wearing a tent. I held it up to myself to size it up, and asked N what he thought.
me: What do you think N, do you like this shirt for mommy?
N: No mommy, it's too big for you. It goes all the way down to your penis!
OK, so maybe it's time for an anatomy lesson... but the middle of the Target maternity clothes section didn't seem like the right place... so I just let it go and hoped no one heard, or if they did they were cracking up like I was!
4 comments:
oh my goodness! Priceless comments!
N reminds me of my sister at about that age. We were in the line in the grocery store and she looked up at my mom and said "Where do babies come from?". I was only 6, so I really had no idea; but I knew you weren't supposed to ask that in the grocery store!
Bah ha ha!!! Good times.
Thanks for the post. I needed a laugh. :)
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